So the internet finally gave up with trying to figure out what colour #TheDress is and instead moved one to a delightfully deranged attempt to break the internet through vulgarity and filth.
#OffendEveryoneIn4Words swept like a tsunami of inappropriate ideas, despicable images, and horrifying innuendo across Twitter and only using of course, four words. And for your viewing pleasure, these were the ten best of the worst:
#10. Snap, take that every kid who's been struck with "rapid aging disease;" - there was usually one of them on Maury Povich every week before he focused on the mating habits of the American poor.
#9. Although Urban Bomb Works looses points for the extra commentary after the hashtag, I have to admit I cannot imagine speaking those words aloud let along typing them one keystroke at a time.
#8. These foodies tied for the sheer audacity. Whereas the first few hours of OffendEveryoneIn4Words were filled with the predictable "Hitler did nothing wrong," this pseudo POTUS almost cut a little too close to the bone.
#6. Check out this triple threat of bad taste. I always thought General Veers was a tough but fair man doing his job to rid the galaxy of Rebel scum. Now I see he's all about victim blaming.
#5. Way to get a little extra mileage out of Dakota Johnson's "omg super offensive ISIS sketch" form Saturday Night Live. This baby was still trending on its own a day after the show aired. Some twits just can't take a joke.
#4. Keeping with the oh so easy task of offending Islamist Extremists, Lalapuj offered this before and after of a Mohammed inspired makeover. Another two-pointer for the praising of a fashion style so controversial not even feminists have an opinion on it.
#3. The @towbinator sure knows how stir shit up with his lady-friends. This is the kind of image that shows up in the Facebook feed of an acquaintance and depending on whatever your political and social views are this year, you either un-friend or secretly wish you could "like" it but your sister the social justice warrior, completing her masters in gender studies, will crucify you.
#2. Oh snap! Dead celebrity humour- bonus points for the hashtag within a hashtag, very Inception.
And the number one most offensive post trending with the #OffendEveryoneIn4Words goes to Naughty Jim:
#1. 'Nuff said.